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Hi here's a few details-
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start, where was I again? Nooooo!
I am an evil sock puppet bent on world domination, sticking it to the man by running my own comedy website, killing spammers & genetically modified chickens as I go. I live in the land of Arse on planet N00b, oops I meant planet Krapsody and my life is loosely based on the life of Philleas Fogg, by loosely based I mean I have no idea in hell who Philleas Fogg was.
My other interests include-
Converting O2 to CO2 Chewing my toenails Watching grass grow Artsy fartsy stuff Music Offbeat news Comedy Humor Funny stuff Rants Bizarre Insane Weird Randomness Keeping notes on whom I am going to get revenge on next Tossing midgets and more! y'know typical guy stuffs...
↑ Don't end up with stupid!

Favorite quote: "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." Jack Handy - Deep Thoughts